Lesbian Porn

Something you say when you are swearing on something, originated from saying "I swear on Lesbian Porn bro".This is the most sacred swear imaginable and it is physically and mentally impossibly to break. Only The Best of friends can use the lesbian porn swear.

Kane- Dude! Randy, This girl wants my dick bruh!!
Randy- Dude...Foreal?!?
Kane-Lesbian Porn Bro
Randy-Damn dude......

by Koozey May 2, 2011

porn a.d.d.

Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.

A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.

by nailingstr8wood November 20, 2010

ultra porn

Pornography for the elderly

Mr Smith is going to need a fake id to rent ultra porn.

by RATTIS86 November 26, 2007

magic porn

Low quality porn created in a basement disguised as a dungeon, using cheap costumes (i.e. witches' hats, wizard capes, and magic wands). To be avoided at all costs except to laugh at

1. "I just watched some Magic Porn and man is my wand tired"
2. Magic porn-the first time the porn industry badly attempts to recreate the magic of harry potter

by Jen and Kim August 6, 2004

Crush porn

When people (mostly from the dark web) torture animals for other people's amusement (highly illegal)

Tim: Today I found the sexiest tape of some crush porn, it has a cat in it, too!
Edith: ... You're sick

by Anatursia October 9, 2018

guitar porn

An exhibition of salacious guitar virtuosity.

Texas Flood is pure guitar porn, man.

by Bobby Skinstad January 27, 2009

Porn Double

When you're watching porn and one of the actresses very closely resembles someone you know in real life, so much so that it is like watching the person you know performing. The porn star is your hot friend's porn double.

That girl taking it up the ass is Amy's porn double!

by craigy2 April 17, 2009