The Hooded Pork Sword

One's phallus which has a hood covering the slanty eye.

Jeremy you are a sneaky one, I'm sure I saw you revealing the hooded pork sword. One minute the hood was on the next it was off. Where you doing it to the beat of the Hokey Chokey? You put the hood on the hood off on off on off pull it all about.

by Ring pirate June 05, 2018

trailer pork

The act of having sex in a trailer park, often preformed by rednecks.

"Did you and your cousin have a good trailer pork?"

by SaggyButternubs February 02, 2017

street pork

A dead police officer. usually lying on the street after it's been shot at.

My friend's uncle was a police officer for 20 years before he became street pork.

by ProdigiousVirus September 06, 2023

South Pork

A term used as a substitute for anal sex.

"I'm gonna get some good south pork tonight"

"Anyone want some south pork?"

by HatefulAndEvil December 21, 2022

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 04, 2021

porking pad

A mattress, bed, or cushion used to have intercourse on.

My cousin John has a porking pad in the back of his van.

by flabeach August 23, 2011

Pork

IS A FURRY

pork is a furry

by BOB JUSTIN September 01, 2022