A deliberately dark, slang term for a Shetland Pony with dramatically shortened legs and an overdeveloped body, whose proportions resemble the stereotypical limb-shortening imagery historically associated with thalidomide birth defects.
Used to describe an animal that looks comically compressed, low-slung, or “wrongly scaled,” yet is often stubbornly tough and fully functional.
“He may look like a thalidomide pony, but he’ll still drag a grown man across a field.”
An individual in a game who relies heavily if not entirely on parries & baiting tactics alone while avoiding to interact with any of the other mechanics. Being that their magnum opus that gives them any competitive relevance in a game is their single and arguably monotonous way of playing.
Pony, in this instance, is another word for Trojans. The saying "pocket full of pony" refers to a pocket full of condoms. In order to sound as relevant and up-to-date as possible, you mustn't make pony plural when using this phrase. This phrase was slightly originated by Prince, but made popular by music artist Deno Benz in his duly titled song "Pocket Full of Pony".
"Sup bruddah? Whatchu gettin' into tonight my dude?"
"Wassup my brotha? I'm lookin' to bust a nut tonight. I took a shower today for the first in a week and I got a pocket full of pony. Lez get sum bitchesss! Wooooooo!!"
"Pocket full of pony. Piss drunk, super lonely. Spongebob macaroni. Where the fuck's my pony?" -- Deno Benz