porky pies

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

Piece of piss

A job or task which should require little or no physical exertion in order to complete.
(Mainly used by the trades when assuring the apprentice that the job is easy (it often isn't.))

Just bang that up there then your done, it's a piece of piss mate.

by Thingsthatmakeyougohmmmm July 13, 2017

Piece of shit

Partner that promises never to cheat, cheat after a week with a drowned rat. Lies about it even tho u got the receipts. Is a damn shady bitch you should stay the fuck away from

That Riley bourassa kid really is a piece of shit

by Ihatevalentinesday February 14, 2018

Piece of shit

Someone who doesn't do anything with their life besides making everyone else's a living hell. Lays in bed all day and does nothing. Treats there significant other like trash. Cares about no one but there self.

My friend Cody is a piece of shit he does nothing with his life.

by Lallamo September 7, 2019

Efron Cheese-Pie

When a male sticks his penis into a glory-hole, and the person on the other side inserts a toothpick into that mans urethra. They then get a cheese grater and grate the mans penis (length-wise) until they get back to the toothpick.

*Zack Efron inserts penis into glory-hole"
Zack Efron: "Do you want an Efron Cheese-pie?"
Man 1: "Yes, i do!"
*Inserts toothpick into Zach Efron's penis*
*Grates until he see's toothpick*
Zack Efron: "Wow, i sure needed that toothpick!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW"

by Tsarinus Birch Nine December 31, 2011

Pierce

The most awesome person you know.

student 1 "oh dam did you see Pierce!" student 2 " ya i did he is so awesome!"

by Lvl 34 wizard 4 life March 18, 2011

cherry cream pie

A timely variation of a regular cream pie; The visual impression of a females vulva after completing unprotected intercourse during her monthly menstrual cycle.

Like any true cuckold, Dan loves it when his wife, Mary, comes home and demands he clean up the Cherry Cream Pie that Reggie delivered only moments earlier.

by ODannyBoy July 29, 2006