Break The Pencil

The thing that preschoolers do when throwing a temper tantrum.

Also the name of a recent internet bowel movement started by individuals, aged 5 and under, who either claim to (for ragebait purposes) or sometimes truly want the same level of recognition as real artists despite being, and supporting, promptoids.

Mostly ragebait, as stated, but it's almost impossible to distinguish between instances which are genuine or not given the sheer amount of layers to the irony and number of dipshits involved (some are genuine unfortunately).

Usually involves harassment, either in the form of pro-genAI propaganda taking a jab at artists for "being luddites who won't get with the times", or conversely involves outright defacing people's work publicly (vandalism often includes but is not limited to: israeli/mossad imagery, 67, faces of benjamin netanyahu and jeffrey epstein).

Retaliation against the harassment and any criticism is usually met with wishes of suicide, slurs and other colorful language as is common with many other neonazi-adjacent internet trolls.

promptoid: *slop picture of copyrighted character breaking a comically large pencil* pencilslop could never make this. Break The Pencil

most responses: stfu, go back to playing subway surfers or smth

promptoid: kys

by totally pretty day February 26, 2026

Feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece

Used to describe a football player whose passes or shots go anywhere other than intended.

Insinuates that the player's feet at shaped like a seven-sided coin used in the UK, adding a random directional factor to any strike of the ball.

Darwin Nunez has fucked up that chance again. His feet are shaped like a 50 pence piece!

by KloppOut January 12, 2023

As genuine as a 40 pence piece

A term used in the UK when someone is desperately trying to convince you that their piece of information or version of events is correct to gain your trust but you know that they're blatantly lying through their teeth. Or someone is trying to sell you the latest designer object (watch, trainers, handbag etc.) and you can clearly see it's a fake. It's as genuine as a 40 pence piece. There is no such thing as a 40 pence piece in UK currency so if someone tried to give you one you'd know it wasn't real money.

A woman looking at handbags on Ebay: "oooo have you seen this lovely designer handbag it's only £10"
Friend: " narr mate it's a fake"
Woman: " it looks genuine to me"
Friend: " genuine! It's about as genuine as a 40 pence piece"

Or

A man after been told someone unreliable information: " rubbish! what a load of old tosh"

The informer: " narr mate it's absolutely genuine"
Man: "yeah about as genuine as a 40 pencepiece"

by hteb78 January 23, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021