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Parental Notification

That moment when all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned temporary shallow interest of The Rents.

They want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections to nosh on dry turkey and fight about fascism until somebody cries like God intended when he wrote the 5th Commandment (the one about mum and dad).

They're not interested in you, but if you cancel your interest in them you're going to hell. And your dots will go away.
Q: Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

A; Bro, my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

Q: What did you post?

A: A picture of my sandwich.

Q: Can I see?

A: Sure

Oh, bro. FFS. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by nocharge November 16, 2023
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parental controls

a way for parents 2 interfere with privacy rights of their kids. used to look at people's search history.
i hate goddamn fucking shitty parental controls
by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023
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parental problems

When someone has mommy and daddy issues both instead of one or the other.
“I don’t have just daddy issues, I have parental problems.”
by groundedaircraft December 8, 2023
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PARVER

Parver is a word that originated from Germanic tribes, which translates to pervert or pedophile. The nickname Parver was given to people that were caught or suspected of touching themselves around children, animals, or both at the same time. Nowadays, Parver is most commonly found as a last name. Anyone who has the name Parver should be observed for possible illicit sexual activity around minors and/or fauna. PLEASE BE AWARE OF ALL PARVERS!
Hey dude, keep an eye on A-man; he seems like a parver.
by shalavah June 3, 2024
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Parents

Do you have parents?
by Vbrjvrhrn February 20, 2024
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Parental Alienation

Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.
My son feels that way about me because of his mom’s parental alienation.
by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024
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parveshna

the most beautiful girl in the world. she is perfect in every aspect with the most dazzling personality. if u ever find one u are the luckiest man in the world a should thank god infinite times bc she is a blessing
man 1 : my gf name is parveshna
man2 : LUCY ASS
by fishman8969 February 25, 2024
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