parade

A large gathering of tourists, orientals, or small teenage girls. Usually offendiing people by their presence.

Girls with dogs walk down street.

D-Tang (to girl 1): What is this, a fucking parade?

Girl 1: Fuck You!

D-Tang: Fuck your mother!

Girl 1: You're a monster.

(Girls flee running with dogs in hand and crying)

by Diego P August 3, 2006

time paradox

Something you shout when somebody explains something really complicated and don't understand a word they're saying.

Bob: blah blah blah chicken blah blah....so thats how the economy works!

Jimmy: WOAH! TIME PARADOX!

by kavy94 February 16, 2009

German-American Paradox

The Paradox in which Germans hate Americans, yet try to be just like them.

"Look! Lars is watching MTV and eating McDonald's yet has a bumper sticker that says 'If America is the land of the free, I'd rather be enslaved.' Typical German-American paradox..."

by geekchic1987 May 21, 2008

white paladin

Slang term for a white knight with a micro-penis. Has trouble with girls and communicates with others only by insulting them.

You know that guy Will Seeger? Yeah, he's a real white paladin.

by rfafgshasfgawfawdawd April 17, 2017

Kaiju Paradise

A horrible game. This game was made as a replacement for an older game which was basically a game called Changed but on roblox. And Changed is a furry fetish game. Not only that, both Kaiju Paradise and the game before has something called "transfur" which is a fetish. #DeleteKP #DeleteKaijuParadise

example 1 : "Kaiju Paradise is a game on roblox that has an audience of minors.
example 2 : "Kaiju Paradise is a furry game."

by The Industrial Revolution 777 July 2, 2023

paladin

Paladin. The one class in World of Warcraft wich requires the absolute of no skills.
One choosing a paladin may suggested to be a person wich lack of gaming skills, rater to be a 12 years old kid.

If you see a paladin, just hit him once, and he will turn the invincible shield up and do the "return-to-home-inn" teleport thingy, and voila - no more paladin in yer way.

- Look! there's a paladin, let's kill him!
/cast shield /cast heartstone
- Now why did he do that? oh, yeah, right, he's a paladin, after all.

by \dev\null July 2, 2005

electoral college paradox

People think that it is unbelievable if a presidential candidate wins in the electoral college but has 5 to 10 percent LESS popular vote. This definition shows an absurd and extreme, but illuminating example of how the loser in the presidential election can have an arbitrarily high percentage of the popular votes compared to the winner, i.e., way more then 5 or 10 percent.
Suppose there are 540 electoral votes. Divide the states into two groups, one having 271 votes, the other 269. Suppose in the "271" states, only 1 person in each state votes Democrat, 0 Republican. Suppose in the "269" states, 0 vote Democrat, millions Republican. Then by the electoral college majority, the democrats win but the Republicans have a million times more votes than the Democrats.

In the 2012 presidential election, it initially appeared that we might have an electoral college paradox. But the Democratic popular vote came back up and it was avoided.

by BillyBuggy November 9, 2012