Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.

Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.

by Duff McGee December 5, 2005

Paperboat

a boat that you make out of paper that you throw into the ocean!

I made a paperboat with Denise! it was fun.

by Paperboats21 December 7, 2011

the paper

Is to be on probabtion or to have a probabtion officer

Were gunna go partying after i get of the paper

by KITTIE MAYN July 26, 2005

toilet paper hipster

an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.

Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?

Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.

Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.

Person 2: true, true.

by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007

shredding paper

When co-workers go to the back room and screw like donkeys

I cant wait to get to work and start shredding paper

by Charles Pinewood April 1, 2009

Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

write an english paper

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004