Pants pee

Pants pee is when you use your pants, boxers, or briefs to hold your penis when you pee. You shake it like this as well, and your hands never actually make contact with your penis

I didn't want to have to wash my hands off, so I did the pants pee

by Big Heart August 22, 2017

Pant locked

The condition of having one's pants and shorts around one's ankles to the point that you have zero mobility and range of motion.

Whilst getting a blowjob, I became pant locked and stumbled trying to make it to the bed...

by balls104 May 17, 2018

real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

No pants time

When your at a sleepover with the homies and you get uncomfortable in your pants so you all agree to take off your pants.

Jamal: hey Tyrone

Tyrone: what
Jamal: NO PANTS TIME
(You know the rest)

by friendlyleader November 9, 2019

Joshy Pants

When one goes diarrhea in one’s pants

Man that taco bar made me get joshy pants

by Mo is gay November 16, 2019

Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.

"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."

by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019

peter pants

A young lady or lad that has peed their pants.

"Is your name peter pants? Lo"

by Cutt butt killer May 22, 2019