Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023

Bird watching

To have sex with a MILF.

I told my buddy I was going bird watching last night. He thought I meant spotting some rare finches, but let's just say I was more interested in a rare mom with a pair of...binoculars!

by mika6969 July 20, 2024

Watch Massage

Verb/Action Word

1.To shake ones wrist in a twisting and up and down motion in order to shake and move the watch on said persons wrist in order to create a pleasing sensation to remind the wearer that they have a nice watch and to show it off.

2.To give a massage with ones watch.

3.To maneuver a watch up and down a persons wrist area in order to scratch an itch or unpleasant feeling away.

A: "Look at that guy giving himself a watch massage like he owns the place."

B: "I don't have tourettes i was giving myself a watch massage dummy."

C: "Mike just got that new 51-30 and he has been getting gnarly watch massages every hour on the hour bro, I'm jealous."

by ZCREWMMBOOIII July 19, 2012

sword watching

To look at a man's penis or crotch.

Anne did some sword watching at the park

by zaitz July 10, 2016

Not worth watching

A type of film, show, or video that is bad or just mediocre to subpar

John was talking to joey about how the new Space Jam movie is Not worth watching

by Sheen from tf2 July 20, 2021

Hard to watch

Yeah, hey, I doubt it. Let's, see it. I want to see EXACTLY what happened.

Hym "Yeah, no, hard to watch? Probably not. I've probably seen worse. Let's see it. Leave a link next time."

by Hym Iam March 14, 2024

watch the bust

Looking out for authority or police. Basically being wary for somebody to break up a gathering.

Hey D bro watch the bust while we hit this L from last night.

by DC81 April 17, 2024