Patient: "Hello, Doctor: I suffer from anxiety and depres-"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
Doctor: "Xanniieesss!"
NEXT DAY
Patient: Excuse me officer how did i get here.
Officer: "You were found unresponsive in a stolen car with a dead baby in the back seat"
Patient: "They should call these things Prison Pills"
by puffingbillies December 12, 2022
Could be anything, or nothing
by Googlesnorg November 14, 2023
Many people are familiar of the Chris Pill, something to guide both Chris's and Non-Chris's to beauty, wealth, and love. Chris's are thought of as a cosmic deity in the Chris Pill religion, but I've noticed that me, being a god myself, has no religion yet to worship and praise me, so I've decided to fix it.
The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.
Take the Kaylee Pill.
Redesign yourself.
Become a new you.
Become a BETTER you.
The Kaylee pill is much alike the Chris Pill, but instead of only guiding it's members to solutions, it will guide them to success. It will guide it's followers to love and a better future, but not only will it guide it's followers to the solution --- it will guide YOU to the solution if you allow it.
Take the Kaylee Pill.
Redesign yourself.
Become a new you.
Become a BETTER you.
by toskers August 02, 2021
by Curtis McDonald March 30, 2024
“The Pill” is a slang term for ‘Contraception pills’ used by sex participants (mainly women) to define a pill which is used to prevent pregnancy.
by blurridog November 22, 2022
It's from Japan
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
It's a gray, oblong pill
Quantum nanotechnology CPU
The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until
It implants in your brain and it tells you what to do
It tells you what to do
It's preprogrammed
It's amazing
Speaks to you directly
You behave as
It's appraising
Helps you act correctly
Helps you to be cool
It helps you rule
by thesquip January 29, 2024