Tom's jokes

Tom's jokes are hilarious in the beginning but gets overused. It make's Tom's friends cringe but new people laugh.

Tom's jokes made that new cute girl laugh. I didn't laugh. I've heard him joke about his broken heart too many times oml.

by Man bun March 20, 2018

keara and tom

one fine looking couple, if only someone would ask.

Keara and tom had a good time at the county fair, but it wasn't great.

by rashall January 12, 2011

Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer,whose full name is Thomas Andrew Lehrer,born April 9th 1928 (at the time typing this,,4 June 2023,Tom is 95 years old and still alive.) This man was ome the most enjoyable people I've ever laid my eyes in,and he deserves to be apart of history (SCHOOLS,PLEASE LETS KIDS HAVE A LESSON ABOUT MR.LEHRER) he was a american mathematician,and musician/satirist.he went to harvard at the age 15 and left at *19?,*,he worked at harvard and Cambridge University,Mr.Lehrer is most known for his songs Poisoning Pigeons in the park,The Elements and the tiktok craze;; "The Masochism Tango" (GROW UP,TIKTOK FOLKS,ITS JUST A SONG ABOUT BDSM BY A FUNNY MAN IN THE 50S) If you've never heard of his music or listened to it,i really suggest!! (Also if any of my friends find this.please.stop asking if Tom has whimpered.he hasn't.and I'm glad of that.)

1;;OK,right I'm going to find you guys another Tom lehrer clip

2;;Fun.

3;;lmao,is he whimpering

1;;NO YOU SICK BASTARD

2;;oh heavens.

(Actual conversation with two friends and me.)

by Satirist. June 04, 2023

tom hiddleston

The sweetest human being ever. Also the best hugger.

"hey you know that tom hiddleston guy?"
"you mean the sweetest, hottest, nicest walking human on earth?"

by mrs laufeyson November 22, 2022

Tom Simp

a siml

damn he’s a tom simp x

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021

tom wallace

A person who is categorically wrong

Tom wallace is wrong.

by Tom_wallace March 14, 2022

Tom Felton

Tom Felton is the man that save me and that save a lot of more people ,he show a lot of us how love is ,how you can feel alive ,he teach me how to love how to me happy because he made me Happy he is one of the most amazing human beings that just deserve respect and not hate as he had got for all these years ,tom will always forever gonna have my heart <3.

Example : Tom Felton is the love of my life

Example :
X: then who make you happy?
Me: Tom ,Tom Felton

by Bella loves tom July 19, 2021