Noah

A fatass piece of shit who likes dick and tends to jerk off every day of the week

Girl:so Noah what have u been up to?
Noah:I've been jerking off to gay porn lately
Girl:wtf

by Kenbone666 June 8, 2016

Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail

Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark

by Indian spice May 8, 2014

Noah

Noah is a guy that can be cool at times, likes to play a lot of games but can get super annoying. Most guys called Noah have an extreme case of obesity but are slowly losing the pounds, or so they say. Spends way too much money on useless things such as fake money and weird action figures.

You say Noah the other day, nah man who's Noah?

by lmaoking47 October 9, 2017

Noah

Noah's can be girls. Girls that are Noah's are funny and athletic. They can also be lazy but when they try their hardest at something that achieve it. Noah's also fall hard. No not literally. When a Noah says she likes you or even gives you a smile(which is rarely done) then you must be special to her. Don't take Noah for granted. She'll be there for you and she always keeps it real regardless of the situation. Noah has probably been hurt in her life and has attachment issues. She's been through things that you haven't experienced before. She'll flirt a little but if she does then take the hint(she's giving it for a reason). Don't let Noah walk out your life and don't try to walk out hers. Ask her why she acts the way she acts and does things the way she does them before you judge her because she's been through hell to get where she's at. She knows what collage she's going to and why because she plans for the future. She has fallback plans just in case she can't achieve her goals. Just remember Noah is worth it. Noah is worth putting up with the attitude and she jokes because she'll be there waiting for you when you need her the most.

Girl¹:My name is Erin
Girl²:Yep, and I'm Noah

Guy: Those are guy names
Girl²:Welp, they're unisex names now.
Girl¹: They're not boy names if we're girls and we have them.

by Defintins April 21, 2018

Noah Luzier

Noah Luzier is a boy who always knows how to cheer you up. He is hilariously perverted and extremely caring. If he is smiling, you can't help but be happy too. He is funny and knows how to make situations better. He's easy to get along with and can talk about anything. He lights up the world with his individuality... he is golden. He has nice hair and looks good in anything. he is sexy, flaming hot, and irresistible. He loves video games and is passionate about what he does. He is one of a kind. Any girl dating him is the luckiest girl in the world.

Noah Luzier is the definition of perfection.

by momma444 January 25, 2018

Noah

A guy who eats pizza with cum on it, and chocolate milk that people dip their sweaty balls in.

Also a guy who dickeats your wrestling coach named Bru.

That dude need to stop dickeating coach, he’s such a Noah.

by Chilli cheese dude January 27, 2018

Noah

The supper Jewish kid in your grade that thinks he's the shit. He is a total try hard and has no idea where his life is going. His testicles are the sizes of edamame.

That kid Noah has a huge nose and only wants attention.

by Pegasus23 January 30, 2018