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Zesty Beaned

When you drown your balls in Thousand Island Dressing and dip it into someone's mouth.
Dude I totally Zesty Beaned your mom last night!
by Zesty.Beans December 7, 2016
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Bean Spray

A mist of shit particles which travel through the air and coat a surface. The spray typically flows with some velocity directly from ones anus onto a surface of his or her choosing. "Bean spray," usually has an aerosolized refried bean texture, but the pattern and consistency usually depend on ones diet.
Somebody left some bean spray all over the bathroom door of AmPm.

Even though it was chili night, Roman's mom insisted I bean spray her face.
by ZT14 October 11, 2016
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Box of beans

I’m hungry
Go eat a box of beans
Ok🙃
by Poppy poop April 27, 2021
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Pole Beans

When a dude has such a small or extremely taut scrotum that his two nuts split and lay on either side of the base of his man pole as opposed to hanging and dangling like a normal scrot.
I was watching amateur porn and some dude had pole beans. I don’t see how that wasn’t painful with her ass slamming down on them nuts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
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Broad bean

A name for a person who thinks there a great captain but in reality they are just a squirrel
Person1:the captain is such a broad bean
Person2:ikr
by Grapes in hot tubs October 18, 2021
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Cow Bean

1 - (n) A terrible gamer in terms of both skill and etiquette.

2 - (v) To be overtly and obliviously obnoxious to others around you.
"That guy completely ruined the raid last night, he was a total cow bean."

"Hey man, quit cow beaning, we don't need to hear you eat those doritos."
by MadMardigan November 12, 2014
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bean roll

A funny thing to call your mexican neighbor. He is sure to enjoy it.
by Bean roll March 10, 2020
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