Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Mormph

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Joey the “Mormph” is sitting in the bubble bath farting and biting the bubbles

by Bobby Bagasonutz August 12, 2023

Murm

Grid.

"Murm is grid"

by LMCI August 18, 2023

murpadurp

The upgraded version of murp. If you say this then you are a god.

Guy 1: Hello
Guy 2: murpadurp
Guy 1: I am your humble servant.

by Existent_Maxaronic October 12, 2023

Murpha

A large mass of pubic hair surrounding the male/female genitalia.

Damn bro! Did you see that bitches murpha??

by JustinWB82 October 31, 2023

Murphy's Razor

the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"

in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.

by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023

Murphy Field

From Murphy's Law: an area of bad luck, misfortune, unlikely accidents, etc. surrounding a person or even a place. Sometimes affects others more than the focus. Can be specific to certain things like electronics, cooking, relationships, travel, etc.

My Murphy Field is especially strong; I am the Death of Electronics.

by FreddieSpaghetti December 26, 2023