mickey mouse trophy

an insult used for less prestigious tournaments in football

person 1: did you hear how this team won that trophy

person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy

by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023

Mickey Mouse

A polite way of saying ni*gg*r rig aka southern engineering

He mickey mouse his radiator hose with duct tape.

by She saysf*ckeveryday! August 13, 2023

Quiet like a mouse underneath a scab

A famous Slovakian saying. It means, 'to be very quiet'

When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.

by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023

Mousing

When you take a handful of toilet paper but only wipe with you pointer and index fingers. This gives the palm something to grip, allowing for sturdiness and precision. This wiping technique feels as if you're scrolling a computer with a mouse. Just don't "click" too hard!

Janice, how are we going through so much toilet paper? We just bought a new pack a week ago...

Tim, relax. We haven't been going through that much..

Cindy, I've tried to get you to tell me the truth. I know you've been in there mousing!

by Steve Blends September 4, 2023

Mickey mouse

Slang term for nigger usually in Texas and California, used by white supremacists and neo Nazi hate groups

Ho ho looks like Mickey mouse left the house

by Hogwarts666 September 23, 2023

house of mouse

the place you go to when you start up disney + but get an error

Emma: wanna watch disney +?
Max: yes but I keep getting dragged to the house of mouse.
Emma: NO NOT THE HOUSE OF MOUSE

by weird ass ploopy October 1, 2023

Drunken Mouse Syndrome

When a KVM switch messes with your mouse and your mouse just moves wherever it wants at any given time.

it seems possesed.

Well, I would've had that report done, but the Drunken Mouse Syndrome is keeping me from clicking on anything. I'll let it sit for a while until it gets better... maybe.

by Roxtards July 13, 2022