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mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.
Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one
by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015
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Mouse

The two mice were in the creme, the first one drowned, and the second one ket struggling until it vhurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk. So it didn't walk on water, but it did make it out of something that was liquid, until it could walk on solid ground again.
One thing is certain when all else seems uncertain if you don't keep struggling, you will be the mouse that drowns. You sink or you swim intil you can walk again, and once you can walk again, you start to have options of what to do and what not to do. Life is worth losing, so the worst case scenario is you end up the mouse that drowns or geys sick. Is that really the horror story the media tries to make it seem to be?
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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Russian Mouse Trap

Stapling your ball sack to your leg
My balls are to big in my pants when I where a speedo so I had to perform the russian mouse trap to swim in the kiddy pool
by Matthew Aiden Moura July 14, 2025
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Mickey Mouse hu

A Mickey Mouse hookup is a hookup a person got that is considered to be obtained through an unfairly easy path and is therefore discredited.
Paulina Morris earned a Mickey Mouse HU in 2021. He faced a drunk Ralfs and a Down Bad Aryan Sharda.
by Balodis July 25, 2021
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Sea Mouse

When someone named Seamus, gets a nickname brocken down to the point where it turns into Sea Mouse.
Seamus - Sea mus - Sea Mouse
by The Ark Maker February 4, 2018
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meno mouse trap

when a girl is gonna give you a bj. you tuck in your dick between your legs and when she comes into to give you a bj you let your dick go and it hits her face
dude i gave this girl the meno mouse trap it was hilarious
by da hood man 88 March 30, 2009
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