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Virgin Mary Morning Sickness

A nauseous feeling in the morning that occurs with a female virgin who is not on their period. Since they are not on their period, they cannot be sick due to period cramps. And since they have never had sex, they cannot have morning sickness due to pregnancy unless they are pregnant with the Christ.
My mother thought I was coming down with something, but it turned out to just be Virgin Mary Morning Sickness.
by The Morphist April 7, 2015
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lake mary

where all the badass people live & go to high school.
by tttttaaaylooooorrrrr lll February 6, 2009
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Maryan

A hard-working bitch with dick sucking experience. Probably will get pregnant after a one-night stand, Hard-working. Will probably have several sugar daddies, and become a rich innocent girl. Does everyone's homework and is a A student.
Maryan is such an innocent girl.
by Hellobishguatafack May 29, 2020
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The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.
*New Yourkers
*Jersey
*Marylanders
by Mike April 10, 2005
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Mary Ellen

1.) An action done by humping your bike in midair; pumping and giving more humps gives it more style.

2.) A word used to be compared to a MILFs hotness.

3.)Zachs Mom.
1a.) That Mary Ellen he did off the box jump was huge, it also looked better since he humped it forever!

2b.) Damn, that MILF is almost Mary Ellen material.

3c.) Good morning, Mary Ellen.
by Its_still_oN February 21, 2011
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mary on a cross

a song with the meaning of giving head to jesus
"hey have u listened to mary on a cross?"
"no i havent, what is it about?"
"heheheheheheh"
by A. Random. Bitch August 26, 2022
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Mary

1. The girl who is always perfect and can do no wrong ever.

2. A term of endearment

3. When at a party/club and you forget someones name it is acceptable to call them "Mary". This only works if the indivudal is a woman, transvestite, drag queen, or homosexual man.
1. "Jesus! Mary could burn the fucking house down and get a medal for it."

2. "Oh I love you too Mary!!!!"

3. "Hey Mary where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall and to the left you saucy bitch"
by Mary Evyone Crenshaw January 2, 2011
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