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Thompson tide marks

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?

Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-

Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
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alexis and marcos

A very cute couple that brong attention in school alexis's and marcos play soccer one is white one is mexican.
That alexis and marcos over there are cool
by Screw u April 11, 2017
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Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic

A common name for a galactic warlord in 1294,he said bruh a lot,bruh stands for Big Rubber Ultra Hoe,B.R.U.H
The name can be used to describe a fat person
Kyle:Damn,Johnny really gained weight,he looks like Nikola 'Bruh' Markovic
by Anonymous 991 February 12, 2021
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Mike and Marcos law

The observation that when the number of individuals for a given party increases to 3 or higher, the increased likelihood that the desired outcome of the planned event will diminish.
Look like no one here at the party, where everyone? Mike and Marcos law!

Let's keep this movie event at 3 people to keep Mike and Marcos law from happening.
by MardoMarket August 2, 2021
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bailee and marko

Best friends that get lost and find there way back to one another. They forgive each other and grow with each other trust each other fully and love each other with everything they have in there body !!!!! Perfect couple forever. Marko needs Bailee and vise versus. If they don’t find each other who knows what the future will hold.
Look at them who are they

It’s Bailee and marko

There so perfect

There made for each other
by Sign from heaven August 6, 2021
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Big dick Marcos

Puro big dick energy but he can’t stand you hoes
“Yo it’s big dick Marcos”#hoesaintshit
#canttrustyoubitches
#tiredofyouhoes
by #freehim November 21, 2021
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Lilian and Marios

Lilian and Marios is the best couple. They want each other and they are twin flames. Marios wants Lilian af so he does anything for her. Lilian need mario in her life more than everything. They will be together forever<333333
-OMG THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE

-ikr it’s because they are Lilian and Marios
by MariaZimp November 20, 2021
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