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Sex Machine

Someone who has sexual relations with not only the entire football team but the waterboy too.
Person 1: DUDE, Megan is such a Sex Machine!
Person 2: DUDE, Sex Machine is Megan!
by hpsedrnieaml January 23, 2011
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Machine Gun Kelly

Colson Baker, known professionally as Machine Gun Kelly, is an American singer, rapper, songwriter, and actor. His debut album, Lace Up, was released in 2012, and was followed up with four subsequent studio releases. As an actor, Baker made his film debut in the 2014 romantic drama Beyond the Lights. His fandom EST (Everybody stands together) are loyal and supportive of his music since 2006 mixtapes. Machine Gun Kelly recently played Tommy Lee in a Movie about Mötley Crüe. He also did cameos in many movies, for example The King of Staten Island. Colson Baker is a father and founder of 27 Club Coffee. Lately he has dropped his first alternative rap album “Tickets to my Downfall” featuring Trippie Redd, Ian Doir, and Halsey. He is currently dating Megan Fox an American actress and model.
“Hey have you listened to Machine Gun Kelly’s new album?”
“Yeah. People everywhere are listening to it. It hit number 1 on Billboards top 200 Albums.”
by vertigo-onism January 3, 2021
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Cheese Machine

guys with swag who like to party up at dan scamp
by Cheddar1221 June 19, 2011
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War Machine

The girl that you see that could easily be mistaken as a large man. Standing easily a foot over most people around her, and having facial hair is a bonus.War machines have more mass than a high school defensive linemen.
I was going from lunch back to 4th hour when I saw the war machine triumphantly charging into the hallway.
-OR for you non-students-
I was hanging out at Wal Mart when I saw a beast of a war machine heading down the weight gain/facial hair hygiene isle.
by Ben - aka McLovin January 18, 2008
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VAGINE MACHINE

A GUY WHO IS MOTIVATED TO DO THINGS ONLY FOR THE POSSIBILTY OF ENJOYING THE FEMALE ANATOMY. IF IT MEANS CLIMBING A HUGE MOUNTAIN OR OVERCOMING HUGE OBSTICLES THAT MAY BE IN THE WAY TO GET TO THE FEMALE PHYSIQUE, THEN, NO PROBLEM! HE WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTICLES JUST AS A POWERFUL MACHINE WOULD CLIMB UP A VERY STEEP HILL WITH EASE! HIS MOTIVATION IS UNSTOPABLE AS HE GRINDS FORWARD TO GET THE BIG PRIZE OF THE PHYSICAL ENJOYMENT OF INSURTING HIS MALE MEMBER INSIDE THE WOMAN'S LOVE CANAL!
JASON IS SUCH A VAGINE MACHINE! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH EFFORT HE PUTS INTO EVERYTHING TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS HE DATES AND TRIES TO SWOON! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HIM SO ENERGETIC AND FULL OF LIFE BEFORE HE MET JACUZZI SUZIE AND BACK ALLEY SALLY?
by LOVE YOUR KISS February 2, 2010
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Machine Gun Kelly

A dude who'll probably get killed by Em in a diss track. I respect both of them,but this might be the best Hip/hop beef we ever seen. *Fireee*
Mgk will destroy Em. No dude,Em will destroy MGK. And it will be a loop. Machine gun kelly, rapper from Cleveland.
by ggbro332r btw thats my twitch September 4, 2018
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