Joseph

A person who is ugly and depressed he wants to murder cats and torture old people he is addicted to black tar heroin and loves football he's a ravens fan he has a tiny penis don't be a Joseph
Cindy: gosh Bob is such a Joseph

Meredith: oh I know but his father ohmygod what a hunk I wanna fuck him so bad
by Pinkfloydjohnnyboy January 07, 2022
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Joseph is the most feminine man of all the men in the world. He has a tiny midget cock that measures around 2 inches, he is known to leave all girls completely unsatisfied. He has the stamina of a sloth. He has the power of a mouse and can lift less than your nan.
Girl 1: OMG that’s Joseph, I heard he has a tiny midget cock and leaves all girls unsatisfied.
Girl 2: Is that so. I don’t think I’ll go to him any time soon.
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Joseph puts the reeeeee in retard. He has a concerning obsession with butts. He was hit too hard in the head as a baby and now is limited to picture books.
Joseph is so dumb he failed out of preschool for the third year in a row.
by Fratty Matty September 08, 2019
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Someone who is a well routed and trusted, friend but he is too much of an arrogant and a poor guy and if he is a leader of some sort he is no doubt to be a autocratic leader and he is better to live on a minimum wage and will be stuck with his aunt Shrek.
by Pipe on the night August 03, 2020
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A chill dope dude that loves spilling tea and hearing Billie Eilish, and well he is just a chill dope dude
by Memeslord April 13, 2019
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A man with a very big pp but not as big as Keegans pp.
Hey, Joseph and Keegan are sword fighting
by Jdogcoolkid1997 April 29, 2020
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Nickname Jose.Joseph is a cool gentleman,caring, good looking ,hardworking,crazy in a very attractive way and computer geeks.They have solutions to every problem and are quite friendly.He is one person i'm gonna love forever.I know one day you will stumble upon your name here.
Wow you look happy, are you dating a Joseph?
by Nyaginga January 29, 2022
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