jacob morris

jacob morris is a man slag and he likes nicole

person one: oi see him over there

person two: yeah he’s such a jacob morris

by iphone2 March 11, 2020

Jacobmaate

Person who delays thing til the end of time

Such a jacobmaate

by Swedman July 29, 2020

jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is my lover man

by a lemieux October 16, 2020

jacob vinkle

A Pittsburgh penguins fan that for some reason really likes crosby possibly has sexual fantasies about him is kinda gay and likes xbox

Ohhhhhhh shit Jacob vinkle the pens lost to the sharks

by dad were are u January 22, 2021

jacobsexual

only attracted to jacob hall

heaven must be jacobsexual she’s only attached to jacob she drools over him.

by jacob halls gf June 2, 2021

Jacob Ferrell

Someone with a weak head game

"How was it?"
"Bad, it was like he was blind and had no hands just feeling for stuff he didn't know was there, he was a total Jacob Ferrell"

by NotTheDeadbeat January 16, 2022

Jacob

The most obnoxious mf to ever walk the earth. He thinks that everyone is madly in love with him. Anything that comes out of his grimy, musty ass mouth is certified dog shit and probably the most annoying thing you ever hear. This man has no hygiene whatsoever, and probably doesn't wash his ass.

"You see Jacob over there?"

"Oh, that fucking douche? Yeah, I see him."

by Ed Shitrat April 7, 2022