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jizz cocktail

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
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moon jizz

When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
by Tiniesttiny July 29, 2018
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Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011
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Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.
My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.
by The-cc August 29, 2017
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FaB Jizzed

When you and a special friend talk dirty to each other over Facebook chat and you jizz in your pants or on the keyboard or monitor
dude me and my girlfriend were having a hot conversation last night and i fab jizzed all over the place.
by elijahking04 November 10, 2009
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Jizz Drinker

One who injests a load of sperm just shot into their mouth the same as one would enjoy a swallow of liquid refreshment. One who prides themselves and their own self worth on that one ultimate willing submission so swallow cum. Like me!
Man, that chick is supposedly a pure virgin but is really a cock hungry jizz drinker
by Cumslut4life January 26, 2019
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fridge jizzed

This is what happens to you when you post the same meme five minutes after someone else.
Hey Benjamin, Stella posted that meme five minutes ago. You got fridge jizzed.
by Sarcia26 May 23, 2020
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