squid jacker

a person with patches of hair hiding under a flab of skin that crawls into restaraunts and orders squid. when their food arrives he stuffs the squid in his cornhole and crawls out of the restaraunt.

I just witness a squid jacker in action

by foot violater November 13, 2011

Status Jacker

When you put up a status on Facebook and then over the next few hours or days, people put up the same status. Can be very annoying and often results in one of those "shake my head" moments.

Me On Monday: "Screw Harry Potter, I'm seeing the Winnie The Pooh movie!"

Friend On Thursday: "Forget Harry Potter i'm seeing Winnie The Pooh"

Me Thinking To Myself: What a Status Jacker, SMH

by TheOriginalBigNate July 15, 2011

Gravel Jacket

the art of sodomizing a young chapette or chap with the shits whilst doing reverse cowgirl before pulling out so they can proceed to pebble dash your upper body

"dude she was such a kinky bitch she gave me a gravel jacket, on curried sprouts night!!!"

by Linkypops January 11, 2012

Clown Jacked

To have something destroyed or damaged by a person who isn't qualified or educated in the repair process of a particular object or item.

I gave my laptop to my buddy to fix and I got clown jacked! Now it runs worse than ever!

by JAG1273 March 14, 2012

Pen Jacked

When sitting in class and someone just steals your pen/pencil when you are not looking.

"Dude you just pen jacked me!"

by Forlex Ravenholdt July 29, 2012

Jive Jacker

A Jive Jacker is someone who does something so good, he defines the perfection of his actions by just doing it regularly. He/She "owns" whatever skills and abilities people are watching, mostly in disbelief. It looks like they're cheating somehow, but true "Jive Jackers" never lie, never cheat, and just do it like a god.

"I was watching Michael Philips swim in the Olympics 2008 and in 2012, and that guy is a Jive Jacker. Too good, too fast, I'm hoping he ain't a Lance" (Lance Armstrong=cheater). Man, he walked away with the most medals of anyone in history! He's a top notch Jive Jacker."

by RurikBloodaxe January 6, 2013

frat jacket

the invulnerability to cold that one acquires following the consumption of multiple alcoholic beverages. Similar to a regular jacket, but with optional clothing.

It was cold out last night and I wasn't wearing a shirt. Luckily, I was about 13 beers into a frat jacket and didn't feel a thing.

by A Curious Dinosaur December 31, 2013