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Italians

They'll fucking kill you when you piss them off. 9/10 times they already dug the hole.
Don't fuck with those Italians... they'll kill you
by Thatoneguy194739 October 5, 2019
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Itati

She a bitch. God complex and can’t control her emotions for shit. Horrible taste the bar is on the floor but also in the clouds at the same time. A demon fr probably doesn’t have a soul and is going to hell. -10/10 do not recommend if you encounter one run the other way as fast as you can. Also she’s gay
Shut up your being such an itati
by Ur_mom_is_hot_48 May 2, 2022
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Italian

please, i beg of you, don't listen to what 95% of the definitions on here tell you.
we are people who come from italy. we have a LOT of different spoken dialects and cultures and were blessed with a beautiful language.
the definitions that say derogatory things against people who aren't italian make me wanna puke.
so no, MOST of us aren't as bad as we might seem from these god-awful definitions. of course, we have flaws, but we're decent people, y'know? the people on here that put down others and act as if italians are the only people who get stereotyped make me want to roll up into a ball and become korean /j
also, if you happen to be one of the *probably* few people that believe we're some sort of super intelligent beings, let me educate you.
while we do have an extremely rich cultural history that should be known and respected, unfortunately we are no longer like that.
yes, most of us are very smart and fun people to be around! we have, as you've probably heard before, great values, great family, great food, etc. but that doesn't speak for every italian.
for example, i'm literally a furry, neopronoun user and weeb... a.k.a , NOT what people would expect when they think of an italian girl.

i apologize on behalf of my entire nationality for the terrible people who think that italians are better than everyone and think it's okay to put down other cultures just because they like their own.
sane human being 1: hey, did you notice how this urbandictionary definition of the word 'italian' uses multiple slurs and is blatantly racist and offensive towards other nationalities?

sane human being 2: yeah, that's so disgusting...

internet degenerate: AAAAAAA HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME FOR CLAIMING THAT WHAT I'M SAYING IS OFFENSIVE?!?!?!??!?!? SURE, I DEGRADED MEXICANS AND BOILED ITALIAN PEOPLE DOWN TO NOTHING BUT THE 'SUPER ROMANTIC AND AMAZING' STEREOTYPE, BUT IT'S OKAY!!!!!!! BECAUSE I'M ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *mumbling* fake ghetto wannabe...
by rinuki October 9, 2022
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Italian Bed Crumbs

The dried up remnants from the fluids produced from vaginal intercourse. The "Italian Bed Crumbs" remain on the bed from thrust-born friction, which dries the fluids into crusty 'unwanted' morsels.
Hey babe, It's your turn to wipe the Italian Bed Crumbs, I did it last time! You know I hate sleeping with all that stuff in the bed.
by Captain_D1077 May 5, 2023
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Italianx

A gender-neutral form of "Italian" written by people who aren't Italian and don't know jack about the language. This word is supposed to be for those who don't want to be called Italiano, even though it is neutral already.
User: "Hey guys, I think Italianx are an unrepresented group."
Literally every Italian ever: "WE ARE ITALIAN, YOU AMERICAN SWINE!"
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jen italia

Girl named Jen or Jennifer that fucks Italian guys

A Jen that takes a big dick

A Jen that’s not Italian but likes the stallion
I think she sleeps with Italian guys. She’s a Jen italia

Tony got a big dong his Jen italia loves it

Jennifer is such a Jen italia she loves the guido burrito
by Jen italia May 26, 2020
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pointy italian shoe

Twitter: Timothée Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe
by ~vibes~ April 22, 2020
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