by wordyteen June 4, 2025

Hello.
by hellohellopseudonym September 10, 2022

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

by glassofpoo November 25, 2018

by e1bae February 5, 2023

Hello is a common greeting in the English language. It is a friendly way to start a conversation with someone.
Hello, how are you?
by Carolus III October 22, 2022

When you purposely leave an item, such as a hat or jacket, at someone's house or apartment so you have an excuse to go see them again later.
Me: Dude, where's your hat?
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.
by Playertwo_002 November 14, 2018
