Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Grass

The mysterious green spikes that lies on the other side of the portal (door) you don't know what it is.

Touch Grass.

by Shimuf May 17, 2023

Grass

Something some of y'all need to touch, like now. Seriously, what is going on with people?

Chad: *Is just being a Chad in general*
Person: Go outside and touch some grass.

by BruhMad333 August 11, 2021

Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.

Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.

by LJust88 June 21, 2019

GRASS

Something you should touch.

"Go touch some grass."

by Writing's not easy. That's why October 1, 2022

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Grass Fed Lemon

A wholesome, GMO free, grassfed, fresh lemon.

oh ya gotta eatnthat xjodwhqipxmck;efgvmgr Grass Fed Lemon

by YourFriendSteve March 7, 2018