Czech flicker gooning is gooning but at a next level, you stroke ur johnson so hard you need to get ur balls to fall off and then drench ur penis in the czech national food.
by Flicker Gooner September 5, 2025
Get the Czech Flicker Gooningmug. by gooners April 21, 2011
Get the Goonmug. A moral debate or consideration to have when picking a topic, fictional character, or person to masturbate or 'goon' to, be it regarding mindset, physical appearance or conditions.
Guy 1: Dude, even if that anime girl is 8000 years old, she looks and acts like a little girl! I'm not gooning to children!
Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!
Guy 2: That's ethical gooning right there! You're so real, my man!
by uksho February 14, 2025
Get the Ethical Gooningmug. French Flicker Gooning is the act of climaxing while shoveing a baguette up your anus. The techniueque was invented by the french general napoleon bonarparte in the battle of austerlitz in 1805. It was performed to calm down before battle. According to napoleons wife Josephine de Beauharnais he performe this profane act before the invasion of russia. The technique was so lethal, becouse the ejaculate quickend at a rapid rate wich coused it to treverse straight through the cranium of many unfurtunate russian genererals. This tactic was officialy indoctrinated into russian military doctrine, where its still in use in the russo-ukraine war.
I think president macronne performed french flicker gooning in paris, during his compain for president.
by GOON_PRO December 10, 2024
Get the French Flicker Gooningmug. A tribal ritual just brought back into light of a group of people with elk skulls and bison hides in a circle on a mountain top exposed to the moon vigorously masturbating until sunrise.
by Eight legged Chinese man April 20, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by 242 to da world February 1, 2024
Get the Gooningmug. A "Goon" is a crazy ass motorcycle rider who just wants to have fun and ride and is probably adrenaline junky and hits huge ass jumps.
by YZ_Kid. February 25, 2018
Get the Goonmug.