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shits and googles

The act of looking up obscure facts when in social situations just for the hell of it.
John: Who was that guy in the movie where they beat the crap out of aliens?

Bob: I dunno? Lemme look it up just for shits and googles...
by scoobylou May 28, 2013
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Grim Googling

A portmanteau of "The Grim Reaper" and "Googling," this term describes when you Google long lost friends, extended family members, coworkers or even enemies to see if they are still alive. Typically this is done by inputting their name along with "obituary" into a search engine such as Google to see if anything comes up. This is sometimes--but ertainly not always--done in order to experience a feeling of schadenfreude.
"I went grim googling last night and found out that the first boss I ever had at my first job is now dead."
by DMBCBCB June 10, 2020
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Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?
Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given
by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019
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Google Preacher

Someone who rightly believes in the ways of Google, and that this megalomaniac of a search engine is the eden of knowledge, which forces them to effectively mindshag everybody with the crap they see on Google.
Person 1: Beware! The Playstation 4 is coming sooooon!
Person 2: What is he on about? The 3 came out last week!
Person 1: Beware of its brand new Dark Blu-Ray features!
Person 2: Oh dear God, he's a Google Preacher....
by AndrewC1995 May 7, 2011
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Google-Imaging

To Google-Image someone.

The act of typing someone's name(friend, crush, celebrity, etc.) and looking at their pictures.
Friend 1: What are you doing?

Friend 2: I'm just looking through my crush's photos on Google Images.

Friend 1: So you're Google-Imaging him?

Friend 2: Totally!
by secretdj April 11, 2015
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Google fever

When a person uses Google for LITERALLY anything.

The person may or may not know what they're talking about but uses Google to breathe and live.
RO*I had Google fever.
Simple
by Your classic crackhead March 20, 2019
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Google Santorum

To gargle a mouthful of Santorum (the frothy mixture of fecal matter and lube after anal sex).
I was drunk, she was fly, things got weird, and before I knew it, I had a wet, nasty mouthful - I never thought I would Google Santorum.
by lowlights June 12, 2011
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