Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids

A really provoking meme

Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack

by ...eggness August 19, 2018

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 1, 2004

fresh

1. New, shiny, stylish shit.
2. To be a rookie or just beginning at something.
3. Anything cool or good.

1. "That's a fresh jacket you're wearing, man."
2. "Man, he is the freshest weed smoker."
3. "That was a fresh party last night, man."

by Diego July 12, 2003

fresh and fit podcast

The best male self improvement podcast in the world. It exposes uncomfortable truths in this day & age, as well as exposing the female nature which is used to manipulate men into being docile, soyboys. By watching this podcast, you're guaranteed to become an alpha male IF YOU put in the work.

The people against this podcast however are typically women as exposing anything about them, and their evil practises is often met with backlash due to this leftist, liberal society.

Mark: Yo dawg you heard bout the fresh and fit podcast?
Joe: Nah bro

Mark: You need to watch it bro, this shit will turn you from simp TO PIMP.

Joe: oh hell yea, time to get sum bitches on my dick ! ! ! !

by slipz67 April 22, 2022

Fresh n' Sleazy

Another name for the food chain store "Fresh and Easy."

Hey, did you check out that new Fresh n' Sleazy that opened up across the street?

by Drexolpax March 14, 2008

crazy fresh

This word is used when describing something awesome! It's another way of saying "Awesome!", "that's great", or "yummy!" This phrase may be used when speaking in reference of a person, a persons actions, or a garden salad at Olive Garden.

Bongo - Hey yo! I just got my eye peirced
Hippers - Let me see. Wow! That is crazy fresh

by Dan T...AKA..Crazy Fresh August 21, 2006

Bakery Fresh

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)

Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town

by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017