those who flag because they cant stand honest competition. those who deem it their divine right to protect the world from anything but their point of view. I now give you your proper name you are a FLAGGOT. Flaggots hide behind the anonymity of the internet. Too candy-assed to stand up and publish their name and why they are flagging. Why? Because they can be sued for it!

-definition courtesy of Mr D.Denzien.

the Media Slob is a Craigslist Flaggot!

craigslist flaggot by D.D's imaginary secretary March 31, 2009

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Flaggit

Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.

The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.

Flaggit by Jeff D April 22, 2003

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flaggot

n. person who flags postings as inappropriate on Craigslist or in other online forums, despite the fact that said postings do not violate the forum's terms of use; person who would rather censor an opposing viewpoint than have to present his/her own case convincingly.

Stop flagging my posts of Planned Parenthood's hotline, you flaggot!

flaggot by ecce cattus December 7, 2006

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Flagpole Wedgie

When your tighty whities are attached to the rope on the flagpole and then they raise it and that gives you a wedgie.

About two months ago, my parents went on a three week cruise. I got to school early, the bullies were waiting for me because they knew I wear tighty whities. They dreesed me down to my underwear and made me drink five huge glasses worth of water. It took so long for me to drink the water that by the time they had duct taped me to the rope, I was peeing on them. They lowered me, put ice in my underwear(it as winter) and started twisting my balls. OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! This was a flagpole wedgie and they raised me up the full length and that is so high that the teachers never saw me. The only times they ever let me down was when the bullies fed me cafeteria food, EEEEWWWW!!!!, and made me drink water so I would pee and poop a lot. I wear extremely strong and stretchy so my tighty whities never ripped. Three weeks after I was raised up, my parents came home and called the police because I wasn't home. The police found me half naked attached to the flagpole covered in pee and poop! I was in that wedgie for three weeks and nineteen hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My older brother ripped the undies out of my asshole and that taught my nuts, penis and ass to not lett my brother near them.!!!!!!!!!!!! One kid had set up a video cam running the time that I was fed, watered, and raised. I couldn't change schools because that would be pointless. The asshole who taped put it on the web and the online yearbook. I was on CNN and News Channel 5.

Flagpole Wedgie by Briefboy November 3, 2008

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