first kiss

The first part or the first sign of a yet to come trouble

nad: the boss was really tough with the consultant today, wasnt she?
mil: yeah well..this is the first kiss only!!

by FP March 10, 2004

Pouring the milk first

THE WRONG WAY TO GO !! aka Something a dumb ass catastrophic bimbo does

Katy: hey Sara do you want some cereal

Sara: yeah sure, but why are you pouring the milk first, the cereal obviously goes first bimbo 🙄

by @yaii.litty May 23, 2018

September First

To break up with one's significant other after being miserable in the relationship for years.

"Dude, did you hear the news? I finally September Firsted the shit out of my girlfriend"

"Bro, it's September 1. Are you going to September First the gf?" "Yeah man, next September 1."

by September 1 September 29, 2017

Britain First

A fascist group comprised of the most brain-dead cross-section of the sheep-masses in Britain, profoundly exceptional in promoting anti-Islamic sentiment, racism, British patriotism etc. Britain First provides a safe haven for the basest of the basest of the thick, who cannot even begin to understand any basic economics; it is a lot easier for Britain First supporters to focus less on the real economic problems in the world which may contribute to their wages stagnating or their inability to provide for their children, and instead point at people with not-white faces and rant about scroungers.

If you've ever had the misfortune of meeting a Daily Mail reader (or god forbid a Sun reader) you might even have MET one of these people, as the only information about the world they have acquired is through a populist far-right filter of corporate bullshit.

John Whiteman: I love the Queen, my country, lads mags, action films, going gym and getting hammered on the lash pulling fit birds. We need to kick all these dirty scrounging immigrants out the country and take our country back. Can me and my one brain-cell join your group please?

Britain First activist: ONE BRAIN-CELL?! FUCK OFF YOU LEFTY LIBERAL ELITIST OXBRIDGE CUNT

by Clemery Jarkson July 25, 2016

First World Problems

Problems only experienced by wealthy people

And don't talk about the cap of Gil , people who have ocd can't see 999.999.999 what is this? - Raza Lee 2019
That's like, the definition of First World Problems right there

by Laeberry November 20, 2019

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word

WOW, that word was too long, buddy
(Inspired from "this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary" from Minecraft Java Edition 20w14∞ easter egg sections)

This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word from this_is_a_very_long_phrase_that_hopefully_is_not_in_any_dictionary

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.

mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment

by begone, bigot thot March 25, 2018