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Female psychonaut

You don't hear about them often just like you don't hear about a female version of Kurt Cobain or a female gun(wo)man too often why, because most females are afraid to look like failures to other people, and because they are afraid to look like failures to other people, they are afraid of failure itself. Most females would rather become an astronaut than a psychonaut any day because they don't want their family calling them a loser, especially not their mother.
The female psychonaut wanted to give the male rock stars a run for their money, so she OD'ed on heroin to kill herself at 27, since that seemed to be the magic number. She thought her death would be more tragic than the deaths of male rock stars because she could have had babies and now she never would, but actually people had about the same reaction, as she was just another human like the males were, and her death was more of an ordinary event than a true tragedy. It wasn't earth shattering sadness people felt for her.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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Females

dat one guy who’s so ew so he calls women females
These females is crazy
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HMMMMMM FEMALE

ITS A FEMALE
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Female Locust

A girl who hops from guy to guy
Slut
Whore
hoe
by sorrynotsorry123456789 August 21, 2017
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1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

How fuckable a woman is as a package, weighing her ugly traits against sexy ones.

Example: UFC fighter Bethe Correia. Her face looks like Javier Bardem in the movie No Country For Old Men, but her body and ass are a solid 10. She averages out to a 7.
- "Hey man, how would you rate Sandra at the office on the 1-10 Female attractiveness scale bra?"

- "She's ugly as shit but her ass is magnificent so she's like a 6 or 7 bra."
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female

1- Animal or plant of feminine sex.
2- Synonym for girl/woman.
Female.
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Females

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