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Toy Fairy 

A mythical figure developed by parents in the 90's in order to discipline unruly children. Essentially her job is to find naughty boys and girls and whilst they slumber, she takes any and all toys that they may possess as a form of punishment. A note is supposedly sometimes left to inform the children of the misbehavior.
"MOMMMMYYYYYY!!!!"

"What is it sweety?"

"ALL MY TOYS ARE GONE!!!"

"I told you that the Toy Fairy was gonna come and take them."
Toy Fairy by kasairashi May 28, 2012
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facebook fairy godmother 

Your mother or father's FB friends, or your extended family members who always leave supportive comments.
You: I got a C on my math test...
Facebook Fairy Godmother: You're so smart! I'm so proud of you! Keep up the good work! You're amazing and clever and you did better than a lot of people, still!

flaming fairy 

A faggot, with all due respect
God, Adam Lambert is such a flaming fairy
flaming fairy by Lolimlegit January 30, 2014

glitter fairy 

A glitter fairy is a majestically gorgeous gay person...can be a boy or girl...who with their presence makes anyone feel magical....and or is just fantastic and amazing in their own way.

Their catch phrase can be have a bedazzling day or be fantabulous.

Watch out for there are only so many glitter fairy's out there.
For example: Do you see that glitter fairy over there they are so magical.

Glitter fairy: "I said have a bedazzling day" -spins and throws glitter-

That girl is such a glitter fairy.

For fucksakw Jerry i asked you to hide your glitter fairyness today!!
glitter fairy by Linzerati June 5, 2016

dingleberry fairy 

It's like the tooth fairy but it collects small peaces of feces tangled in pubic butt hole hair
I was visited by the dingleberry fairy when I forgot to wipe my ass

Dingleberry Fairy 

A male who secretly engages in gay sex with other males. An epithet often used in a pejorative sense. See also...Butt Pirate, Chode Smoker, or Sugar Plum Fairy.
"Last night at the club, I could have sworn that your boy Seth was flirting with me."

"That Dingleberry Fairy was totally trying to pick your fruit, nai-mean!?'
Dingleberry Fairy by jefferino69 November 27, 2016

Rest-fairy 

(Noun) an angel who has the ability to promote and encourage rest, peace and goodwill to those around her.
"Dude finals week had me feeling like a zombie untill Anastasia the rest-fairy graced me with her presence #passedOut"
Rest-fairy by BrunoTheDog April 18, 2017