The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.

"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

by Abterfuge234x October 5, 2023

Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Fairy Looper

A derogatory term sometimes used by Boomers and Gen Xer's to refer to members of Gen Z who sport the new age looks often including dyed hair, various non-standard piercing's, non-standard clothing and other various styles popular to a younger crowd.

Oh I can see who Alienware computers appeal to... Fairy Loopers!

by cause111 April 11, 2022

Sugar Plum Fairy

A gay sugar daddy.

I'm gonna find me a sugar plum fairy to pay my bills

by McDoobie&McBongsJointTreatment December 10, 2025

Tooth Fairy Lipstick

The residue that appears on toilet paper when lightly dabbing the toilet paper on one's butthole, usually towards the end of the wiping process after creating a bowel movement in a toilet bowl; sometimes may contain a little blood.

Maria left one square of toilet paper with some Tooth Fairy Lipstick on it for you. I've been having diarrhea today, so there is a little bit of blood from wiping so much.

by FartMomma December 30, 2023

Pizza Fairy

Someone who gives or loans just enough money for food, usually ordering them a pizza online.

Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!

by cheesebunny December 19, 2020

Led Fairy

A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.

Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.

by penisbrakingsally November 15, 2010