Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

by m0thra June 18, 2025

exitment

The act of getting only chuzz

Bro I can’t stop my exitment

by fuckthesteelers July 8, 2025

Exitas

The badass energy of leaving a place, situation, or relationship in a way that's so cool, powerful, or emotionally clean that people feel it long after you're gone. It's not just an exit—it’s a statement. Think walking away from an explosion in slow motion without looking back. Or walking out after any epic mic drop moment.

She said nothing, grabbed her jacket, and ghosted the party with full-on exitas."

"When the boss fired him, he just smiled, dropped his badge on the desk, and walked out. Exitas."

"You don’t need closure when you’ve got exitas."

by dentonfender July 8, 2025

Exasturbating

The act of getting deep pleasure from screwing over people by making things worse.

The president was happily exasturbating while firing people during the government shutdown.

by Jaspur October 15, 2025

exitinctential

Relating to a state of existential collapse so complete that extinction (or disappearance) is virtually certain.

“Humanity’s dependence on fossil fuels is becoming an exitinctential problem.”

by basementdweller07 November 7, 2025

Edisto

Akin to an Irish goodbye: to consume large amounts of alcohol followed by off putting behavior resulting in disappearing to your bed till the following day with no notice AKA as the Lind

After a long afternoon of drinking Sean disappeared till the next morning...he pulled an Edisto.

by Chickenman13 December 19, 2025

emits emists

Mystified by emitted signals

In the midsts of mists still the emits emists signal emits.

by Hercolena Oliver April 21, 2009