Evan Zemaitis

A word used to describe a really stupid person.

Holy crap he just ate that park bench, he's such a Evan Zemaitis!

by Thatoneasiansmeelsbad November 15, 2010

evanescensce

the song that EVERY youtube video feels the need to have

sarcastic sally: ive never seen that original song "Evanescensce" on YouTube!

by squidward2016 August 2, 2011

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

evan-mode

To raise one's voice.
To assert dominance.

To go berserk.

Everyone in the was being really loud, so Evan went evan-mode to shut everyone up, so he can finish his work.

by misterquick June 25, 2016

Evan Primavera

one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. he's cute, sweet, funny and all around perfect. and I bet he has a huge penis !

wow Evan Primavera is so hot.
I wanna have sexual relations with him

by evanananan November 8, 2016

evan sais

He is an awesome person who have a big penis.

Your such an Evan sais

by Jac is the November 23, 2016

evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!

Evan Tilton is so hot

by Haha you thought December 11, 2016