deuce

to take deuce means to shit ... deuce=jamie

hey looks it's deuce... cause she juss took a huge deuce!

by james December 12, 2004

double deuce

First Defintion: When someone wears underwear and then turns them inside out and wears them the next day.

Second Definition: Imagine one sitting taking a shit, he thinks he's done, reaches for the toilet paper and then has another full shitting session. A double deuce!

"Why is there a skidmark on the outside of your panties?" You double deucer!

"Sorry it took so long, I had a double deuce."

by LSZ,SJZ,JSS April 19, 2006

deuce

the 2nd half of a ciggarette

Save me deuce cuzz.

by shag locc December 9, 2008

doucebag

Sequel to douchebag and a more severe insult, originating in the misspelling of the original on comment boards across the internet because the commenter was too pissed off to get it right or to care that it was wrong. Metaphorically refers to a sac of turds, with douce deriving from "I have to go #2" or "I gotta drop a deuce."

I hate that guy. What a doucebag!

by trashsweeper November 27, 2011

throw up a deuce

to have to take a shit

DAMN!!! rick it stinks do you gotta throw up a deuce?!?!?!?1

by Agustus August 24, 2006

ace deuce

Gambling terminology. Refers to a no-win situation.

I'm stuck with an 8AM Friday class. It's a total ace deuce.

You're ordering the chicken? I don't know...Sounds like you're gonna ace deuce on that one.

The airline lost your luggage? Man, you got ace deuced.

by Kate P February 17, 2006

deuce

sharing a cigarette with someone

"can i bum a butt"
"no sorry this is my last one, but ill deuce it with you"

by Heyimjay321 September 10, 2004