dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017

dolphindicking

When you slap your parther/or a stranger with your dick while making dolphin sounds

Oh my god this stranger wont stop dolphindicking me

by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

dolphindicking

When you slap your dick against strangers/parthers while making dolphin sounds

This hobo wont stop dolphindicking me

by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

douch dick

A dick what needs to be douched!

See that over there that’s a douch dick!

by Brunt up April 22, 2018

Douchappointed

The feeling of sadness and disappointment you get when a celebrity you like turns out to be a douche.

James Franco is also accused of sexual harassment? I am so sick of getting douchappointed!

by TheDesignOffice January 12, 2018

Dolphin nap

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.

Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today

by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018