crusty

a wee girl who is uuugggly sir

fuck me sir she is crusty @olivia

by green belt October 20, 2021

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023

Crusty burger

When you just pooped but forgot to wipe

Oh man I think I have a crusty burger going on

by Oooooops7 October 29, 2019

Crusty Cupid

When your knuckle deep in a girl and whipe your eye and get an eye infection a day later.

I was hooking up with a girl and after I finger banged her I whipped my eye, the next day I noticed my eye was infected and realized she had given me the crusty Cupid:

by Dgomez96 January 12, 2019

Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.

My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.

by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016

Crusty

Not good looking

Molly is crusty

by StrikerZ November 21, 2019

Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences

Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine

by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020