Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.

Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.

by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023

Crusty

Crusty is an adjective to describe someone who gets annoyed easily and does annoying things. Crusty people get really crusty when they have girlfriends.

Clay-bae is very crusty. He gets ultra crusty when he is around his girlfriend.

by Zynbobuel October 30, 2021

uncle crusty

a roblox troll who likes to lock people inside hotel basements.

“If I go down into your basement, will you pull an Uncle Crusty on me?”

by crusty ahh uncle December 29, 2022

Crusty

When the cum has dried in the sheets

"Honey what's this dry stuff on ur bed?"
"Oh that's nothing just crusty."

by maryharryballs March 7, 2017

Crusty

Gross, nasty, rude, dirty.

Alyssa Dohm is so crusty!

by ilovecheese6465 October 9, 2015

Crusty

Cheraya’s toes / feet

Cheraya’s toes are crusty

by Baked bean03 July 22, 2019

crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014