Crotch Shot

drinking a shot from between a guy's legs

girl 1- I was so plastered last night, I did like 20 crotch shots.

girl 2- yeah, off my boyfriend, BITCH!

by ~Erin~ November 13, 2008

crotch monster

A hungry midget that lives in your buttcrack. He eats your pants, which causes murphs and wedgies.

Ivan, the crotch monster's eating your shorts.

by wysiwyg May 15, 2004

crotch cookies

a batch of cookies baked with pubic hairs; cookies that have been rubbed against your crotch preferably having obtained a few pubic hairs.

Go eat CROTCH COOKIES !!;

Manny: You want some cookies *tee hee*
Francisco: Sure *munch, munch*
Francisco: They taste weird . . . what do they have in them?
Manny: My pubes.;

Johnathan: Let's serve crotch cookies to Mr. Speno.
Jamon: Why?
Johnathan: Because i hate his bitch ass!

by Ritous C April 15, 2008

CROTCH CHOCOLATE

WHEN WOMEN WIPE FROM BACK TO FRONT AND LATER IN THE DAY GO TO PEE AND WHEN THEY WIPE THE PAPER IS BROWN

" DAMN I GOTTA PEE...OH SHIT I GOT CROTCH CHOCOLATE"

by COURTNEY_011 August 16, 2008

CROTCH-CRICKETS

A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.

Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.

by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003

Crotch cringe

When somebody is so repulsive that they make your crotch litrally cringe.

Person 1: Did you see that photo of Britney in her bikini in heat the other day?
Person 2: EURGH yer it made my crotch cringe.


Person 1: I bet if you saw David Wilsonholme naked he would be spherical...
Person 2: Ewww thats sick, it makes me want to sew myself up!
Person 1: LOL!! Crotch cringe!!!!

by mostexellent July 12, 2008

clam crotch

When your "vagina" smells something like Ray Davis's crotch.

Haha after banging that guy soo much you have CLAM CROTCH!

by Big steve July 24, 2003