Tristan: Yoshi dude, you should really get tested at a clinic, be on the safe side.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.
Yoshi: What do you mean brah?
Tristan: Weren't you with Katrina on Friday?
Yoshi: Yeah broheim, that girl comes on by and sucks my dick every Friday night.
Tristan: Yeah, but she sucks off Bill on Thursdays, and Gurpreet on Wednesdays - she's a total corn gobbler !
Yoshi: Oh shit, now you got me worried ! I better run over there pronto.
by Shyboy72 November 29, 2020
Get the Corn Gobblermug. A good-natured put down of two, close male friends who are heterosexual but secretly enjoy sodomy by using corn cobs on each other.
by Mon Petit Chien May 11, 2017
Get the corn buddymug. by slimjoestoner January 7, 2011
Get the corn flakedmug. When a gay man marries a woman due to society pressure or financial gain, but still engages with men on the side to satisfy his physical urges and need(s).
Dang, did you see this? The woman who writes the"Scary Mommy" blog is getting a divorce after 17 years of marriage and 3 kids. Apparently the husband has been gay for at least 15 of those years and they now, after all that, cant make it work.
Ya, he had some side corn to carry him through.
Ya, he had some side corn to carry him through.
by Joe the Hammer March 12, 2017
Get the Side Cornmug. by Foggy Brownspot May 4, 2010
Get the Corn Mopmug. vigorous sex till his or hers big toe gets hard and they scream corn toe. You can usually get corn toe's over anything in the world like sluts, hookers, faggots, dirt bikes, mud trucks, etc. ANYTHING! Besides that corn toes are fucking amazing!
I fucked that bitch last night so hard her big toe got so hard and she screamed CORN TOOOOOOOOOOEEE!
Or:
Buck, that dirt bike gave me a CORN TOE!
Or:
Buck, that dirt bike gave me a CORN TOE!
by redneck166 July 2, 2012
Get the Corn Toemug. by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003
Get the corned beefmug.