Cookie Sheet

A piece of cloth used to clean up ejaculate after masturbating. Also known as a cum rag.

Nope! Don't wear that one, don't even pick it up! It's not really a shirt, it's a cookie sheet.

by Omnipawn June 30, 2011

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cookie bin

were you get coockies from

a bin full of cookies

by windexter June 3, 2003

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Fortune Cookie

Asian vagina

That girl has a soggy fortune cookie

by Katie Latter August 26, 2013

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Created by clever young individuals, reluctant to use swear words. It is a cute replacement for "bitch". It was created to be used secretly, without other's knowing the true meaning of the word.

Short Form: B n' C, or Batch

Straight Forward: "You stupid batch of cookies." or "Hey Batch."

Sneak Attack: "Well arn't you just a batch of cookies?" {other person -->} "What's that supposed to mean?!"

In anger: "GAHHH!!Batch Of Cookies!!"

by ZoeyANDWhoppi October 17, 2006

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Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 5, 2015

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