Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.
Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.
by Coral123 November 27, 2009
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Japan 'o Clock

The hour in video games where Japanese players are the most active. Expect to get absolutely destroyed by players who are 10x above your skill level.
Friend 1: "Man, we're getting absolutely destroyed by the enemy team every game now!"
Friend 2: "It's more than likely Japan 'o Clock at the moment."
by MysticTactician May 14, 2022
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Dickological Clock

A middle age man who has not been laid in a while’s need to get laid before it is too late to perform sexually
Andy has not been laid in three years and his dickological clock is ticking and it is really starting to worry him
by Deeper thoughts April 17, 2025
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mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!
by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023
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Clocked up

A way of barbies (da hood) winning a 1v1 or 1v1+
Barbie: girl u got clocked up *stomps*
by BARBIE_800 April 28, 2024
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