chop season

A period where multiple people cut their hair

“It seems like it’s chop season boys gotta get the waves for the babes.”

by fr0bro July 28, 2018

Rooster chop

When climaxing while having anal sex with a woman, slam your fist on the middle of their back, which makes their sphincta contract, and squeeze every drop out of your penis.

I gave her a rooster chop right as I came

by SaladBowl February 1, 2005

arse-chops

The buttocks

If you dont shut-up, im gonna ram my fist between your arse-chops

by Dr Greenthumb April 22, 2003

Chops-ing

The act of getting black-out drunk and proceeding to spit saliva and blowing mucus onto one's chest and then rubbing said saliva-mucous mixture into one's chest hair with the t-shirt one is wearing.

"Man, Alex drank WAY too much! He's already Chops-ing. Dude is freaking everyone out. Sometimes dudes gotta Chops."

by Tito7777 February 5, 2014

Chopped-Off

The extreme fetish of having your wife/girlfriend cut off your penis.

Elliott - You getting chopped-off tonight?

Mittch - Oh...heelllll yes.

by UranusMan1337 June 29, 2011

chop block

The act of masterbating so hard that you fall into a coma like sleep when done.

Hey what up sane, where lord at? He just got his bowl of lotion out the microwave and went in the room to chop block his self to sleep.

by mike mike 23 September 8, 2006

Chopped Up

Getting hammered. White boy wasted... pretty much just shit faced drunk

Dude, I just took 8 shots of 151. I'm so chopped up right now

by DIFJSOFJI January 16, 2011