Chocolate Cheese Toasty

A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created

Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well

Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty

Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

chocolate baby birthday bukkake

A sexual act that involves a man ejaculating on a woman's face while she gives birth to a child of African descent.

Did you see 'Gang Bang Girl 13'? That chocolate baby birthday bukkake scene was amazing!

by Donna Jacobs October 30, 2007

Chocolate Clown Pie

Similar to the "Clown Pie", except you defecate in your hand and smash it in someone's face.

After visiting the gorilla house at the zoo, I came home with bits of chocolate clown pie on my face.

by Zoorba the Dumbass October 17, 2003

chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^

"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"

by Dave November 9, 2004

chocolate wanking sticks

Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.

Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.

by Deirdre January 6, 2004

chocolate butterfly

The act of sticking a chocolate bar up your rectum and having your boyfriend/girlfriend eat it.

That Jenn was such a great girl thing and had a thing for the chocolate butterfly with mars bars.

by The Machinist July 16, 2006

chocolate stains

the aftermath after Eric Johnson uses a toilet

Did you see those chocolate stains Eric Johnson left this time? He even got it on the seat. WTF?

by ihateericyouruinedmylifeahole January 6, 2008