Canadian brain freeze

a nice way to refer to a stupid, dumb, or even mentally retarded person or question!!! The term refers to how people have inability to think with a brain freeze and permanant cold in parts of canada, therefore a person with a canadian brain freeze is always inable to think, making them dumb!!

Steve asked "is it possible to be allergic to water" and I responded "do you have a canadian brain freeze".

Canadian brain freeze by POOKIE December 29, 2011

Canadian Back Rub 

to cross check someone in the lower back repeatedly.

That hoser was giving me a hard time so I gave him a good canadian back rub.

Canadian Back Rub by Chris Pronger June 21, 2012

Canadian Hippie Tuxedo 

Similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, the Canadian Hippie Tuxedo involves personalized, acid-washed patterns on the jeans and jean jacket. Typical dress code for weddings in Stayner, Ontario.

"Neil wore his finest Canadian Hippie Tuxedo for the official inauguration of Camp Cletus."

Canadian Hippie Tuxedo by Camp Cletus September 24, 2013

canadian cock slap 

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and cock slap a girl so it sticks to her cheek.

Did you hear Dan banged Madison in the Denny's bathroom and have her the ol Canadian cock slap?

canadian cock slap by Jrocknowwhatimsayn August 17, 2016

Canadian Bacum 

When you slather the highest grade maple syrup available on your body and then someone in your party cums on it you both have a bite.

Canadian guy 27 talking to Canadian girl 25: hey you want to fuck?
Canadian girl 25 talking back to Canadian guy 27: sure... you want to Canadian Bacum?
Canadian guy 27 to Canadian girl 25: ill go get the syrup!

Canadian Bacum by Faggot74 July 30, 2016

Canadian Spray tan 

The act of urinating into the top tank of the toilet, so when the owner of the toilet flushes more urine just comes out

She pissed me off so I have to give her bathroom a good ol Canadian spray tan

Canadian Spray tan by Dat1Hoe February 22, 2017

canadian speedball 

Going outside after a sweltering punk show to cool off only to go back inside the boiling venue to warm up.

"Fuck that band was great! I'm gonna go outside to cool off."
"Want to grab another beer when you get back in?"
"Yeah, I'll pull a Canadian Speedball."

canadian speedball by MikeAD February 4, 2018