Buttered Toast

To butter one's toast is to jack off and/or give a handjob

The male specimen took out his toaster. He began to butter his toast and prep it for the toaster. Said toaster was broken due to technical difficulties, so the being had to press the switch up and down til the toast became nice and crispy and the butter exploded from the device. (buttered toast)

by Oh. Yes. May 30, 2019

Buttered Chillidog

the act of takeing a funnel and placing in your/volenteers ass, then pouring chilli in it and haveing said person then proceeds to empty the contentsof their ass onto a buttered hotdog bun and eat it.

Zach made a buttered chillidog, lets watch him eat it.

by Syrin_Graft October 6, 2009

nacho butter

The little dribble of ass juice that collects on your nacho.

"I made that bitch lick off my nacho butter last night when she was giving me head!"

by Skizzle Matizzle January 10, 2006

Butter Lettuce

Lettuce with a slightly sweet and buttery flavour.

Characteristics:
- soft, loose head
- thick leaves
- evenly green
- tender
-oily, mildly flavoured leaves

Beth, a character in the webseries Bravest Warriors, is portrayed constantly dreaming of butter lettuce, and is seen in the episode "Butter Lettuce (Ep. 3 Season 1)" fantasizing about butter lettuce in the Holo-Jon.

Guy 1: What the hell is butter lettuce?
Guy 2: Lettuce that tastes of butter. What else, dude?
Guy 1: No shit. Have you actually tried it?
Guy 2: Nah, but I've seen it on Bravest Warriors.

by skuhm September 24, 2013

truffle butter

A type of butter containing truffles. Truffle butter is considered gourmet. High quality truffle butter is often expensive.

Nicki Minaj references truffle butter in her new song as way of expressing her expensive taste.

by Claire Voyant February 7, 2015

slow butter

Awesome skateboard trick.

"that was slow butter!"

by SBH2 July 29, 2009

Anal Butter

The really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12" crack of your ass. It is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. It is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. It leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole... resulting in the need to find a bathroom, ASAP. Upon wiping this "anal butter", brings quite a relief to the area immediately. Will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go "commando" for the rest of the day.

Rob: Dude Why you walking like that?

Brah: Man, i dunno... I think i got a bad case of Anal Butter. Can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?

by Shady_Ass_Rob September 27, 2011