Riverside burrito

A burrito with meth stored in it.

"What is wrong with you today? Did you eat a Riverside burrito or something?"

by gameherospam2 May 31, 2016

senōr burrito

a 10th grade English teacher who has a hatred against chickens and other animals with feathers, or anything that breathes (plz do not mistaken for a penis)

"Senōr Burrito was being hateful once again today"

by howdy_all_yall October 2, 2018

Black Burrito

A slang term for an black uncircumcised penis. Commonly used by teenage girls to hide the fact that they are in a extremely sexual relationship with a black male (Most likely older than them).

Sally: Kelly, why are you walking all funny?
Kelly: Oh it's nothing, just went on a date last night and had a black burrito~.
Sally: Wow, didn't know you could handle one of those!

by Childish Scrimbino July 11, 2018

Burrito

God's gift to planet earth.

"What are you eating?"
"A burrito"
"GIVE ME THAT!"

by Burrito Head October 12, 2020

burrito sock

1 Slang for condom

2 someone who is bad/to overweight to windsurf

You might want to go down to the store and pick up a couple burrito socks

That dude over there is a total burrito sock

by Boom man July 8, 2016

Korean Burrito

When your online friends mom travels to meet up with you for messy causal sex.

Memz’s mom flew from Phoenix to Philadelphia to give me a Korean Burrito.

by TreasurerAlex November 22, 2023

burrito

host of bbb, friend with famous well renowned drooling idiot clash

noah: hi burrito

burrito: fuck you

by not evilton June 13, 2025