Bean Burrito

When you are having sex with Mexican girl and while you are fucking her you put your finger in her asshole and start fingering her and still keep fucking her.

While I was fucking the Mexican girl I Bean Burrito her

by Slicknate233 January 5, 2018

Burrito Shyt

Mexican fine shyt

She’s burrito shyt, damn she’s a fine ahh Mexican

by Dyck_cheeze69 May 2, 2025

burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

stabbing my burrito with a fork

continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.

i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.

by y e s dream daddy August 29, 2017

Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.

While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.

by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021